- Me: Full disclosure guys -- I'm tired, so the threshold of my patience today is going to be much lower. You can act the way you always do, but I can feel that I might react differently. It's not you, it's me, but I'm going to request your added cooperation today regardless.
- Student: ...
- Student: Did you just give us the 'it's not you, it's me' talk?
Robert Frost on a bathroom wall in a Forster cafe. Is it weird that I’m posting this? I think it’s weird.
Courtney Barnett can tell you a story like she’s your best friend, provided your best friend is a funny Australian poet.
teachers shouldnt be able to decide whether or not you go pee literally do u think u are god just because you teach 11th grade history nigga sit down or im gonna pee in your coffee
You have a bell system that determines when you get to pee just like we do. Do you see us grabbing the hall pass in the middle of class?
You don’t need to go to the bathroom, you’re just bored. If you can’t regulate your bladder enough to hold on for 50 minutes then you’ve got bigger problems than getting your homework done.